Marketing Manager

Overview:
Vaboomba Labooma you marketeur; Welcome!
Corporate Tools is looking to hire a Marketing Manager. This is a full time, 40 hour/week M-F position with company benefits. This is a remote, on-site, or hybrid position. Our main office is in Spokane WA, and we have satellite offices in Austin TX and Salt Lake City UT.
Do you see the world in stories, offers, positioning, hooks, and nurturing? When others see Lead Paint, you see Paint Leads? With a 30% take rate of clear coating, a 10% take rate of faster service, and an ultimate healthy CPA relative to an LTV? Or do you just do this because this is your sport. Do you connect your perfect customer with a perfect offer, strategy, and pitch for so much of your life that you don't even know you do it? If so. Shed your hipster thought leader corporate robot ladder climbing career, and come join the party. Our Ego shelf rotating man is a broken pile of rubbish that your fellow workers have abandoned when you Klesha Nashana Kriya during a two week training and onboarding session here.
Do you speak Laboomba or Labooma? If you speak the right one. Come home. We're what you've been searching for each night when you're bored to death at your current soul sucking cog fest.
Wage:
$100,000 - $120,000/year DOE
Benefits:

• 100% employer-paid medical, dental and vision for employees
• Annual review with raise option
• 22 days Paid Time Off accrued annually, and 4 holidays
  • After 3 years, PTO increases to 29 days. Employees transition to flexible time off after 5 years with the company-not accrued, not capped, take time off when you want
  • The 4 holidays are: New Year's Day, Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and Christmas Day
• Paid Maternity and Paternity Leave
• Up to 5% company matching 401(k) with no vesting period
• Quarterly allowance
  • Use to make your remote work set up more comfortable, for continuing education classes, a plant for your desk, coffee for your coworker, a massage for yourself... really, whatever
• Open concept office with friendly coworkers
• Creative environment where you can make a difference
• No dumb benefits like free dog walking on the weekends that snobby hipster places have to make you feel cool, but mathematically won't cost the company much money because you won't use it
• Trail Mix Bar --- oh yeah

Responsibilities:

• Manage a team of up to 10 Marketing Associates
• Do a Great Freaking Job

Requirements:

• At least 3 years managing a marketing team of 10+ people of varying skill sets
• Previous experience managing a team of marketing professionals
• 7+ years in marketing-centric professions
• Up to date with current trends in marketing
• Be able to walk us through a team set up and what you have found to be successful
• Show us a flank move against a corporate robot you have done that will impress us